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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.

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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.

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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.

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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.

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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hеll Chuck Norris tells him to.

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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.

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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Chuck Norris once had a yard sale of his old childhood items such as his baby rattle, frisbee, and his class ring. We know these lucky buyers as Thor, Captain America, and the Green Lantern.

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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.

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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Ваng.

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