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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.

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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.

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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.

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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.

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We only submit these facts so he doesn't кill us.

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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...

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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.

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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.

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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
The doors have the common courtesy to open for him

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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.

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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.

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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.

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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.

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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.

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