Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.

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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.

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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.

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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.

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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.

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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.

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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...

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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.

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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.

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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.

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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.

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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.

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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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