Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.

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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.

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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!

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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.

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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.

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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really кill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."

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If only telemarketers would have the ваlls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.

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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.

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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-вuтт.

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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.

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There is a way to кill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.

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