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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.

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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Chuck Norris can speak Russian... In Chinese.

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.

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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.

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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.

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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into вееr.

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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.

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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.

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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.

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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear

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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.

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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.

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