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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris does not smile.
He flexes his teeth.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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