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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.

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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.

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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.

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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.

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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.

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When Chuck Norris steps on a сrаск he breaks another persons mother's back.

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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.

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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.

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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.

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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.

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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.

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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.

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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.

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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.

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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.

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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."

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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force сrар on Chuck Norris.

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