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Chuck Norris Jokes

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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.

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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.

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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.

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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.

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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.

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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.

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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.

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Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white... Chuck Norris scared the black out of him.

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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by... Chuck Norris.

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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.

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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.

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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.

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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.

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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.

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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'

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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says,
"Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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