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Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: In a catalogue.

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Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
To stop him from going OW OW OW!

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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.

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What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

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Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you

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What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”

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What did they do with michael jackson when he died
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

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What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

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Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died…
His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

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Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white... Chuck Norris scared the black out of him.

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Producers of the new Michael Jackson movie:
“We didn’t want to cast a white actor, but we did want to be considered for an Oscar

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Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player.
He was big in the minors.

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I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

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