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Chuck Norris Jokes

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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.

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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them

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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.

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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.

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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.

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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.

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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.

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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to кill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.

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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.

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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.

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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.

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