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Chuck Norris Jokes

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.

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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he didn't like, now we know him as the headless horseman.

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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.

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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.

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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.

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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"

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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.

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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.

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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.

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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.

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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.

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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.

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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.

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