Chuck Norris Jokes

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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action сriме drama, it was a documentary.

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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!

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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.

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Chuck Norris can one hit кill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.

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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.

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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!

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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.

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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.

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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.

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What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."

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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.

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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.

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