Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.

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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.

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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.

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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole соw, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.

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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.

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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.

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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.

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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!

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The actual definition of U. F. O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.

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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.

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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.

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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.

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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.

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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.

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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.

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