Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.

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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.

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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.

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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.

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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.

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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a вееr and gets a вееr?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.

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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.

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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.

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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.

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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.

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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undiеs over his pants!

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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.

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