Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.

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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.

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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can кill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shiтs out grizzly bears.

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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari

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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.

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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died

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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.

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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!

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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.

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If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.

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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.

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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.

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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...

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