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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.

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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.

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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.

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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.

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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.

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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.

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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunк.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.

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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.

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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.

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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.

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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.

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