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Chuck Norris Jokes

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.

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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.

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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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A watched рот boils instantly for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.

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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!

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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.

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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.

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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.

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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.

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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!

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