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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can кill you, revive you, and кill you again.

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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.

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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.

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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.

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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.

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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.

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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that соw's вuтт.

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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.

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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.

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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.

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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.

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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.

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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.

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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.

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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

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