Corny Jokes

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2 mosquitos are about to suск a sleeping man. Suddenly one of them says to the other:
“Hang on, something flew in my eye.”

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What sits up a tree and goes "aaaaaah"? An owl with a speech impediment.

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Question: Why is it so much fun to ride a train with a teacher?
Answer: He says spit out the gum and the train goes chew chew.

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Corny Jokes School Jokes

Woman calls the police:
“Is it the police I'm with.”
Police officer:
“If you are with the police why would you call here?”

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Corny Jokes Police Officer Jokes

Who’s there?
The love of your life.
Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!

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A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?"
Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct."
The suspicious detective continues, "But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"
"The old fool used an elastic rope!"

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Question: I have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth. What am I?
Answer: Ugly

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I’m certain there are female hormones in вееr. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.

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Corny Jokes Beer Jokes

A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. What is yellow and can’t swim?
An excavator.
Did you find it funny?
No.
Neither did the excavator operator.

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My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

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Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His parents were in a jam.

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What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing — it just waved.

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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Then it’d be a foot.

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When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use a honeycomb.

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Why does Waldo only wear striped shirts?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.

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What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
Subpoena colada.

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What kind of shoes do burglars wear?
Sneakers.

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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing — they fast.

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Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?
He wanted his quarterback.

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