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What do scholars eat when they're hungry?
Academia nuts.
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How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
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Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
All the fans left.
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What did the termite say after walking into the bar?
"Is the bar tender here?"
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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
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Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?
He wanted his quarterback.
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper.
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Американски астронавт пред комисия на НАСА по повод изпращането на китайски космонавт в космоса. Чухте ли? NASA открива ресторант на Луната. Казват, че менюто е отлично, но му липсвала атмосфера. 2030 година. НАСА открива първия в историята ресторант на Луната. Един от посетителите пише в книгата за гости: Did you hear about the psychic amnesiac? He knew in advance what he was going to forget. Did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened up on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.. Har du hørt om restauranten på månen?– God mad, ingen atmosfære. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere. Due astronauti mangiano in un ristorante sulla luna. Uno dice: “Guarda, non è incredibile? Eccoci qui, che mangiamo in un ristorante sulla luna! Che te ne pare?”. “Si’, è carino, e il cibo è... - Har du hört att de har öppnat en restaurang på månen? - Nej, hur är den? - Maten är bra, men det är ingen atmosfär. Trwa ostra imprezka na Księżycu. W pewnej chwili ktoś mówi: - Wiesz co, Armstrong. Niby wszystko się zgadza... Rozpaliliśmy grilla, jest wódeczka, są kobitki, a jakoś atmosfery nie ma. Rzecz dzieje się na Księżycu. Amerykanie wysiedli z lądownika i powoli rozkręcają imprezę. Rozpalili grilla, wyciągnęli piwo, puścili muzyczkę - wiadomo. Wtem Armstrong odzywa się do... Hvilke anmeldelser får restauranten der ligger på månen altid? -  4 stjerner. Der er god mad, men slet ingen atmosfære Έχετε ακούσει για το καινούργιο εστιατόριο στη σελήνη; Το φαγητό είναι καταπληκτικό αλλά δεν έχει καθόλου ατμόσφαιρα.
Why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews?
It has no atmosphere.
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing — they fast.
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Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
He was on a roll.
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
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Why did the restaurant hire a pig?
He was good at bacon.
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What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop.
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What kind of shoes do burglars wear?
Sneakers.
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Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
It's too time-consuming.
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Why won't swords ever become obsolete?
They're cutting edge technology.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
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What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
Subpoena colada.
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