Coronavirus Jokes

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This virus must have hit India hard, I've not had a single phone call in a week about a car accident I've not been in

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What was washed most in 2020? Hands or Brains>

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I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant. NOT from Thursday Sugar tits

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My conspiracy theory is that time travel IS real & someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse.

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Saying that wearing а mask during а pandemic is ”living in fear” is like saying that using oven mitts means you're ”afraid” of the oven

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Having а big nose is non excuse for not wearing mask.
I still wear underwear....

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2019-2020

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Christmas 2020

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1990: Sneaking out of my parents house.
2020: Sneaking into my parents house.

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Breaking News: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

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I have no clue what's open or closed anymore.
I just walk towards automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just fuск off!

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They say that for Christmas we can meet up to 8 people without any problems.
But I don't know 8 people without problems...

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Not to alarm anybody ... but mad max took place in 2021

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Boris, I have an idea. Put the vaccine in вооzе, open the pubs and in 2 days the whole country will be vaccinated.

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For all those, who wear masks when they're alone in the car: the new outdoor safety belt is available

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What do pro-vaxxers and anti-vaxxers have in common?
THEY'LL NEVER BE FULLY VACCINATED

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Novak Djokovic is the first player to be knocked out of а Grand Slam tournament after missing only 2 shots.

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This wasn’t a pandemic. It was an iq test.

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In my ad, I specified that the babysitter had to wear a mask. She arrived wearing that. Instantly hired.

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This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor

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