Coronavirus Jokes

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How crazy is the coronavirus pandemic?
Batshit crazy.

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I would tell you a Coronavirus joke
But it would take 2 weeks to find out if you get it.

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Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.

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Poor grammar and the Coronavirus both made me..
[sic]

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What can the coronavirus do that the us government can't?
Stop school shootings

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What does Coronavirus and Cops have in common?
They both take your breath away.

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Trump gets coronavirus
The only thing that is positive in him

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This is the first year that we didn't go to Hawaii because of coronavirus...
Every other year we don't go because we can't afford it.

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I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back
Nobody laughed at first, but eventually everyone got it.

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With the coronavirus, Scorpion is now saying...
"Stay over there!"

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Unlike other countries, Syria, despite all their problems, did manage to get their people to be aware of public hygiene and satefy during coronavirus.
Maybe because they already knew what Damascus.

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Donald Trump and his wife Melania have tested positive for coronavirus.
I didn’t realise they were that close!

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In Soviet America
Coronavirus handles administration

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Trump in his first speech after recovery from the coronavirus:
"I wanna thank all of you for your prayers..."
Makes me wonder why though. They obviously weren't answered.

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Melania Trump getting CoronaVirus from Donald Trump is proof that the
Virus still spreads even when you do your best to avoid all forms of physical contact and stay 6 feet away from the infected at all times

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Y’know what would go great with the coronavirus?
Lime disease

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We all may get Coronavirus
But China got it right off the bat

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Disney Corp is so paranoid about the Coronavirus, they re-released the Snow White movie under another name
It's now called, Snow White and the 6 Dwarfs.

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What do you call it when you contract a sexually-transmitted disease from A hоокеr after A crazy night drinkingMexican beers.
The coronavirus, of course.

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How do you dissapoint 330 million people?
Call Coronavirus, COVID-19

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