Coronavirus Jokes

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If I get Coronavirus, give me lime disease.
Because it ain't a corona without a lime.

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The Coronavirus sounds like something you'd tell your parents you had after a night of underage drinking
Kid:
"Ugh, I feel awful and I have the worst headache"
Mom:
"Oh no kiddo, what's wrong?"
Kid:
"Oh, I uh, I have the coronavirus"

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More coronavirus mirth
How come people panic buy toilet roll, don't they have a flexible shower head?

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The novel coronavirus is literally the most-talked about thing on Earth right now...
But I'm not really much of a reader so I'll probably just wait for the film adaptation instead.

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My buddy still plans to throw a party despite this coronavirus
Please send him your thots and players

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My wife and coronavirus have something in common.
I have no control of either so I just learned to deal with it.

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The world health organization has announced that dogs cannot contract coronavirus. All dogs previously quarentined can go out
In short, WHO let the dogs out

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Why don't Juggalos get coronavirus?
They have developed a superior immune system. Instead of using phagocytosis, they use faygocytosis.

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What dose a coronavirus say to a coronavirus
Ey bro got the corona beer

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Our government is safe during the Coronavirus
Human to Lizard transmission has yet to be proven.

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What’s the difference between social security and coronavirus?
Millennials probably won’t get social security.

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With all this stress regarding the coronavirus pandemic, I’ve decided to plan a getaway to Italy for the weekend.
I hear it’s really breathtaking over there!

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How do I keep track of Coronavirus?
I-taly

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The first death in Russia caused by coronavirus. The patient had other conditions:
At autopsy they found a bullet in the head

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Why did Coronavirus force Microsoft to close their stores?
Research suggests it can live for three days on surfaces.

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In light of the Coronavirus outbreak, I chopped off my mustache to reduce the amount I’m subconsciously touching my face.
I decided better shave than sorry.

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Dad's army was sent to China to help fight the Coronavirus...
... Don't panic Mr mandarin!

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Whole Foods, in wake of the Coronavirus Pandemic is preparing to change their logo
*Not a* Whole *Lotta* Foods

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Cruise companies are getting hit hard by the coronavirus pandemic
They’ll be lucky to stay afloat.

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Why are veterinarians not permitted to perform surgery on eagles infected with coronavirus?
It's an ill-eagle operation

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