Coronavirus Jokes

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The Coronavirus has stolen my Senior Year
How Dare You

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A priest is in a bar when a rabbi walks in and says “I have the Coronavirus!” Then a nun walks in and says “so do I!”
Then a black dude walks into the bar and robs all three of them.

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The coronavirus is striking everywhere
All the Italians have pasta way

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Canada is testing a vaccine for the Coronavirus...
I heard it’s made from lime.

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Coronavirus is bad for population
My wife became pregnant after the Work-From-Home policy started throughout the country.

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The Coronavirus has made Las Vegas the perfect travel destination.
So long as you're betting the spread.

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The pope just twated negative for the coronavirus
Which is a good thing since touches alot of people day to day.

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Tech people don’t get coronavirus
Cuz they got an antivirus

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Coronavirus doesnt just make me mad...
It makes me COVID

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Coronavirus would be shortlived. Why?
Made in china.

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I don't see what the big deal is with this coronavirus...
When I was in college I it the "bud flu," but now I just say "hangover."

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81 People Have Died So Far From Coronavirus in Honor of Kobe Bryant's Epic 81 Point Game
This disease is a class act.

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I asked my doctor when we could anticipate an end to the coronavirus epidemic
He said “I don’t know. I’m not really into politics.”

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What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.

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Why didn't the Muslim youth get the coronavirus?
Because he was a Quran Teen.

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Since I was the only one in my family to get the coronavirus, I had to tell them
"Don't worry, I got you covid."

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The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong.
Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

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BC now stands for "Before Coronavirus"
And AD is now "After Distancing"
>!Welcome to the new dark ages!<

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The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is

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Yo mama is like the coronavirus
She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.

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Coronavirus Jokes Yo Momma Jokes