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Have you heard about the соw that produces a galon of milk every second?
It's pretty legendairy.

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What animal did the соw and snake discuss?
A Moose.

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What did the vet say to the farmer about his terminally ill соw?
It'll beef alright

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What do you get when you cross a соw, an octopus, and a man?
A reprimand from the ethics commissioner.

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What animal can a соw communicate with?
A MOOse.

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What is infront of the Woman, YET, at the back of the Соw?
"W"

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Why did the farmer give the соw a pumpkin?
He wanted to squash his beef.

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A соw and a farmer had a fight
One dinner together later there was no more beef.

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What do you call it when you can't shot a 1000 pound соw?
A big missed steak.

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A teacher asks her first grade class about farm animals...
Teacher:
"What does a fат chicken give you?"
Class:
"Chicken nuggets!!!"
Teacher:
"What does a fат pig give you?"
Class:
"Bacon and ham!!!"
Teacher:
"What does a fат соw give you?"
Class:
"Homework!!!"

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A guy sent his wife to India after she retired
He heard they have соw retirement centers there.

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Where did I take my pet Соw on Valentines Day?
To the Moooovies

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The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea соw and it was stolen...
It was a сriме against Hugh's manatee!

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Appropriate since both my sister and girlfriend are on their time of the month
Why is a period called РМS?
Because mad соw disease was already taken.

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How did the соw feel after being diagnosed with вrеаsт cancer?
She was in udder disbelief.

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What do you call a соw with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a соw with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a соw with 2 legs?
Your mom.

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One соw asks another соw, “Are you afraid of mad соw disease?” The other соw says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”

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My kid made this one up: How do you make Swiss cheese?
With a holey соw.

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