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I want my dentist to know he's appreciated..
So every year I give him a little plaque.
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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
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Egy fiatal, rettentően csinos és szép nő beül a fogorvos székébe: - Jaj, doktor úr!Tudja én jobban félek a foghúzástól, mint a szüléstől! - Döntse el, mert akkor úgy állítom a széket. A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your... Sarışın kadın, çok ağrıyan dişini çektirmek için diş doktoruna gitmiş ve: - "Dişimi çektirmek istiyorum." demiş. Doktor da: - "Lütfen, koltuğa oturun." demiş. Koltuğa oturan kadın başlamış... Žena u zubaře: „Pane doktore, já se bojím, já bych raději rodila, než abych cítila tu vrtačku.” „Tak se, paní, rychle rozmyslete, abych věděl, jak nastavit křeslo.” En kvinde var hos tandlægen.. - "Åh, jeg er så bange for det her. Det kommer garanteret til at gøre ondt. Faktisk ville jeg hellere have et barn end at blive boret i tænderne!" - "Hør nu bette... Жена към зъболекаря: - Докторе, страх ме е, предпочитам да родя, отколкото да усетя бормашината. - И така, госпожо, мислете бързо, за да знам как да настроя стола.
A woman goes to the dentist....
And the dentist says "Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled." The woman says "I'd rather have a baby."
The dentist looks at her and says "Make up your mind, I'll have to adjust the chair."
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My dentist told me to open up....
So I started telling him how depressed I was.
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A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!”
“Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”
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The Dentist says,
"When was the last time you flossed?"
The Patient replies,
"You should know, you were there!"
Heard this at the dentist this morning
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I just got my first prostate exam
And im never going back to that dentist again
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Why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Apparently Kim Jong Un is fed up of been a dictator and wants to move to South Korea to become a Dentist
He said he wants a change of Korea..
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What time is the dentist appointment?
Tooth hurty
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Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight?
They couldn't brush away their differences.
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What did the Dentist tell the patient to go take at the X-Ray Department?
Tooth Pics....
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Dentist! Dentist! I need your help!
“I think I’m turning into a moth!” Said the patient.
“Why did you come to me, I’m just a dentist.” Replied the dentist.
“Your light was on.”
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The Royal Wedding is like my upcoming dentist appointment.
I'll be happier when it's over.
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What did the dentist say to the tooth that wasn't getting numb?
You've got some nerve, punk!
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The chamber of commerce gave an award to the best dentist in town
It was a little plaque........
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What's the similarity between a dentist and an engineering graduate?
Both hate plaques
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Why didn't the 10th Dentist like the toothpaste?
Because he likes being addressed as a Doctor
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What does a dentist and a pornstar says in common ?
Open your mouth
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Dentist tell his patient this will hurt a little...
I’m having an affair with your wife
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