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Dentist Jokes

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What does a dentist and a pornstar says in common ?
Open your mouth

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Dentist tell his patient this will hurt a little...
I’m having an affair with your wife

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At what time do you go to a dentist?
At tooth-hurty

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My dentist appointment was so great...
It was jaw-dropping

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Whats the best time to go to a dentist
Tooth hurty.
.... I'll let myself out

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I went to the dentist with a dollar the other day.
I got buck teeth.

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I’ve definitely started to like the dentist more in my old age.
“thisargfhtthooswagjk” is always the right answer.

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What do you get when you go to a dentist?
Uncomfortably numb

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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As a dentist, I recently tried out a new chocolate-flavored pumice paste on my patients. No one liked it except for a six-year-old boy. While I polished his teeth, he continued to smile and liск his lips. "You must really like this new flavor," I said.
"Yep," he replied, nodding with satisfaction. "It tastes just like the time I dropped my candy bar in the sandbox."

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I’m sure you can’t imagine
it’s as simple as can be
the place is very private
the players are he and she
She whispers softly it will hurt
of course not he replied
It’s just a simple proscess
lay back and close your eyes
She say’s I’m rather frightned
I’ve never done this before
He wanted to continue
it won’t hurt much more
It’s getting rather painfull
as tears come to her eyes
it’s hurting something awful
it must be quite a size
Calm yourself my darling
the pleasure refolds your sin
Now open slightly
so I can fit more in
Suddenly with a jerk
she gave a shout
Now that it’s all over with
He slowly pulled it out
Now if you read this carefully
you will find
it’s not what you think
it’s just your dirтy mind
It is just a visit to the dentist!!!

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‘A Recruit Goes AWOL’
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor’s office. The instructor asked the young recruit, “Why did you go AWOL?” ….
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The recruit replied, “My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull some of my teeth. The third day you issued me a jоск strap, and I wasn’t about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR!”

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I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill...
"Get in the hole!!!"

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?
The last dentist is busy killing a lion

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A guy is talking to a girl
A guy is talking to a girl :
"Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place"
"Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?"
"No, I'm a dentist."

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I went to the dentist today
Dentist: Open up please
Me: Sometimes I get sad.

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Trump would be an amazing dentist
He is against anything that's not white and straight.

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