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At what time do you go to a dentist?
At tooth-hurty
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My dentist appointment was so great...
It was jaw-dropping
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Whats the best time to go to a dentist
Tooth hurty.
.... I'll let myself out
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I went to the dentist with a dollar the other day.
I got buck teeth.
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I’ve definitely started to like the dentist more in my old age.
“thisargfhtthooswagjk” is always the right answer.
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What do you get when you go to a dentist?
Uncomfortably numb
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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
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As a dentist, I recently tried out a new chocolate-flavored pumice paste on my patients. No one liked it except for a six-year-old boy. While I polished his teeth, he continued to smile and liск his lips. "You must really like this new flavor," I said.
"Yep," he replied, nodding with satisfaction. "It tastes just like the time I dropped my candy bar in the sandbox."
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‘A Recruit Goes AWOL’
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor’s office. The instructor asked the young recruit, “Why did you go AWOL?” ….
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The recruit replied, “My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull some of my teeth. The third day you issued me a jоск strap, and I wasn’t about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR!”
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I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill...
"Get in the hole!!!"
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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?
The last dentist is busy killing a lion
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Усмивката.. "Frau Schneider, wenn Sie mich so anlachen, wünschte ich mir, dass Sie mich besuchen kommen.",- "Sie Schmeichler, Sie.",- "Nun ja, wie man es nimmt - ich bin Zahnarzt." Mężczyzna do kobiety: - Gdy widzę pani uśmiech, mam nadzieję, że złoży mi pani wizytę. - Podrywacz z pana! - Nie, dentysta. Hij: "Mevrouw, als u zo naar mij lacht, dan weet ik dat ik u binnenkort weer zie!" Zij: "Nou, u bent nog al overtuigd van uzelf!" Hij: "Nee, ik ben tandarts!" A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist. "Frøken Hansen, sikke et smil De har! Skal vi ikke lave en aftale med det samme?" "Ih, De er vel nok en charmetrold." "Nej, jeg er tandlæge..." Un mec, une nana : – À chaque fois que tu souris, j’ai envie de te ramener chez moi. – Ah ! Tu es célibataire ? – Non, dentiste… - Liisa, nähdessäni hymysi aavistan, että tapaamme vielä uudelleen. - Oletko selvännäkijä? - En, vaan hammaslääkäri. — Дівчино, коли я бачу вашу посмішку, мені хочеться запросити вас до себе. — Ви нахаба! — Ні, я стоматолог. - Valahányszor meglátom önt mosolyogni, asszonyom, mindig arra gondolok, hogy fel kellene csábítanom a lakásomra. - Nocsak, nocsak! Ekkora nagy nőcsábász? - Nem asszonyom, fogorvos vagyok. I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..." I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist." - Når jeg ser på Deres smil, frøken, er jeg sikker på, vi snart får en aftale. - De er vist en værre scoretrold. - Næh, jeg er tandlæge.
A guy is talking to a girl
A guy is talking to a girl :
"Everytime I see your smile, I want to take you to my place"
"Oh ! You think I'm pretty ?"
"No, I'm a dentist."
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I went to the dentist today
Dentist: Open up please
Me: Sometimes I get sad.
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Trump would be an amazing dentist
He is against anything that's not white and straight.
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