Dinosaur jokes

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What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
A Tea-rex.
My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.

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Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff
As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,
'Oh, was that today?'

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One from my 3yo - why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chicken

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Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park
Everyone is just there to watch me eat.

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Why don't dinosaur talk?
They are already dead.

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What dinosaur is known by many names
A Thesaurus

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Millions of years ago there was a dinosaur empowerment movement called "dino-might."
It blew up over night.

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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to work out?
Tricepsaresore

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I was looking for the head of a dinosaur but...
It was a fossil arm

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What do you call a dinosaur that wont move?
A STAYgosaurus (it doesnt really work but ya know you better laught :B)

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Why did the dinosaur that overdosed on a steroid die?
It took a large one, the rest is history.

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What was the tastiest dinosaur to have roamed the Earth?
Steakosaurus

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What do you say to invite a dinosaur to brunch?
“Tea, Rex?”

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What kind of dinosaur has multiple ways of saying the same thing?
A Thesaurus

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I thought I had found a dinosaur leg
But fossil arm.

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?
The tyranno-sorest rex

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!
*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!

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