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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sеx under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of рussy wet!

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

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Jack:
"What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill:
"I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack:
"Prontosaurus."

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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer

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A meteor did not кill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.

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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.

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So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid
Guess that makes it Priustoric

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Q: What do you call a lеsвiаn dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.

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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.

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What do you call a gаy dinosoaur? Mega-Soar-Ass

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If you watch Godzilla backwards
It's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.

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Which dinosaur named all the others?
The Thesaurus

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What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food?
A connoisaur

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TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts.
It was from the Triassic period.

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How scared was the dinosaur?
Petrified.

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Did you hear about the cross dressing dinosaur?
He decided to try Sarah's tops.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?
A reptile dysfunction.
Thank high me for that one.

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