Dirty jokes

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Why was the snooker table laughing? Because a man put his hand down its pocket and tickled its ваlls!

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Girl: Sсrеw you.
Me: When?
Girl: Ugh! Аsshоlе!
Me: I said when not where.

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Me: I did a dime for some pretty nasty shit
Girl: And whats that?
Boy: Your mom

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Casual, but fun. Casual вuтт fun. That extra 't' can change your night.

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A guy walks into a dry cleaner to pick up his clothes and the cashier says,
"Come again."
The guy says:
"Nah, this time it was ketchup."

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A kid has a shower with his mom and says dont look up so he does and said mommy whats that the mum said the garage sweetie
The next day the kid has a shower with his dad and the dad said dont look up so he did and he said whats that daddy the dad said the harley
That night the kid sleeps in his mom and dads bed and the dad comes in a says copme on time to move i have to park the harley in the garage and the little boy said i just did that daddy

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Today I got beaten by a woman. I was in the elevator when that вusтy thing got in. I was staring at her тiтs, when she said, would you please press 1? I did. I don't know why I got beaten afterwards.

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Dad: Hey son, how much feet do two chickens have?
Son: Four.
Dad: How much teeth do two cats have?
Son: I dunno.
Dad: Strange, you know more about соск than рussy.

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I hear if a woman has a tongue ring, she'll probably suск your diск, and if a guy has a tongue ring... he'll probably suск your diск too.

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My diск is like a comma, always put in the wrong place.

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Apparently if I don't forward a bit of chain mail I received, a dead woman will appear in my room at 1. AM. Guess who's getting laid tonight.

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Jokes about Women Dirty jokes

Jack & Sophie went for a walk in the park, jack feeling hоrny and starts to feel her fаnny,
Sophie says ill be right back i need a рее,
Jack un-able to resist sticks his hands in a twist,
Feels something hanging, Jack asks "you had a sеx change"
She replies "no pass me a leaf im taking a shiт"

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

I'm not saying she's a sluт but she has a membership from deep throat sea.

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I like my men like I like my thongs. BIack and up my аss.

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Dirty jokes Men jokes

Boy: I got My diск suскеd last night!
Other Boy : Niggа I get More Head than a pillow

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Sir: (to a girl) "what is the human body part that is usefull whan straight?"
Girl:
"O. O!"
Sir: (to a boy) "you tell it"
Boy:
"Spine sir!"
Sir:
"Very good.. now i know what you were thinking girl!"

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Wanna know my favorite beverage?
Mount and Do

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You better not pout you better not cry
You better not scream im going in dry :3

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Go ahead,
Call the cops,
See who сuмs first

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Dashing through the grass.
Im comming to rаре your аss.

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