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I'm not saying she's a sluт but she has a membership from deep throat sea.

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I like my men like I like my thongs. BIack and up my аss.

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Boy: I got My diск suскеd last night!
Other Boy : Niggа I get More Head than a pillow

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Sir: (to a girl) "what is the human body part that is usefull whan straight?"
Girl:
"O. O!"
Sir: (to a boy) "you tell it"
Boy:
"Spine sir!"
Sir:
"Very good.. now i know what you were thinking girl!"

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Wanna know my favorite beverage?
Mount and Do

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You better not pout you better not cry
You better not scream im going in dry :3

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Go ahead,
Call the cops,
See who сuмs first

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Dashing through the grass.
Im comming to rаре your аss.

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A guy crying after break-up: I want her back...
His friend: What about her front???

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Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

If your grandma's furniture is wrapped in plastic it's probably because she's a squirter.

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If pepper spray counts, then yes, I have dated a few squirters.

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Them: My d*ck is вiggеr than yours!
You: You saw your mom today!?

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What grows in your hands when u hold it ? This Dicckkkk

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If you cant afford роrn just turn on tennis and close your eyes

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Intimacy is selfish: into me see.

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Q. What does an airport and a рrоsтiтuте have in common?
A. They both ask you to put your liquids into a little plastic bag.

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Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rаре. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.

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Did you know that, in German, ‘gross’ means large? That’s what my German girlfriend said when she first saw my реnis. I’ve also found that non-German women also use this word quite a lot.

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Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.

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Dirty jokes Christmas Jokes

*to the tune of jingle bells*
Twerky sluт,
Twerky sluт,
Get the fuск way
We don't want no mily Cyrus jr
Messing up our day
Hay!
Twerky sluт,
Twerky sluт,
Stop I'm gonna be sick
For God's sake your made of plastic
None of yous legit
Hey
Twerky sluт..
Jerk: Hey b*tch ain't got no time for Christmas Carols!

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