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Girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Dad: Daddy plants a seed in mommy's tummy.
Girl: Does she swallow the seed?
Dad: Only if she wants new shoes.

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Dad : Hey son, do you wanna hear a joke?
Son : Sure!
Dad : Sex
Son : I don't get it..
Dad : And you never will

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I've got a yardarm you can hang from! Yar!

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I'm tired of flogging myself. Yar!

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I hate those posts that say "taking off your вrа at the end of the day is the best feeling you ever felt, guys will never understand". Guys like it just as much as girls do.

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Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and вrеаsтs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your воnе in.

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Favorite dis if you love some рussy. lame dis shiт if u les or gay

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During our time together, I've experienced everything from premature еjасulатiоn to erectile dysfunction and everything in between -- not that there's been all that much.

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Tried to give myself a sеx change earlier today but I couldn’t quite pull it off.

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Doctor: Jim, please listen to me.
Jim: I am doctor.
Doctor: You'll have to stop маsтurватing.
Jim: WHAT?
Doctor: When people talk, we do not маsтurвате.

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I see you've been noticing my hard work.

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If this gets 1500 kickass votes, Ill ваng my friend Dakota, no соndом. Plz vote lame, shes already friendzoned me

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You're supposed to wait 'til you get married, get you a nice little ring on your finger -- a nice rock, or a pebble if he cheap, but preferably a rock. Now, come on, girls, say it with me, 'No ring, no ding-a-ling.' Come on, now -- 'No rock, no f**k.'

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My girlfriends parents drop my girlfriend at my house
Her parents: She can eat anything except nuts, she is allergic to nuts.
I think *that ruins my plans for the evening*

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Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
A. 69

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I never thought he'd come home with this outfit with the blinking cups. Oh, I was never more proud. Electric blinking cups.... I was afraid to sweat. He says, 'Honey, you seem tense.' I said, 'Well unplug me.'

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Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics. You keep cheering them on, but deep down inside you know you can do better.

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My wife suggested some role playing and wanted me to pretend I was the cable guy. I charged her an installation fee and came when it wasn't convenient.

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Dare your friend to kiss 4 legs,a bottom and a back.
Dont tell him that all he has to do is kiss a chair!

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Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

Guy:
" Wanna here a joke about my реnis?"
Girl:
"Ok"
Guy:Gross you f*cking pervert why do you want to hear a joke about my реnis?"
Girl:
"Cause It will be to short XD

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