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I remember a few years ago when my little girl was only 8 years old, she came up to me and asked,
"Daddy, what is sеx?" I was somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, I figured if she's old enough to ask the question, then surely she's old enough for a straight answer. So, I proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees."
After the explanation, my daughter was a little pale and wide-eyed in disbelief. "By the way, dear, why do you ask?" I then asked her.
She then replied, "Mommy told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."

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Life is like sеx,
You can either lie back and let it sсrеw you, or
You an get on
Top and ride the
Hell out of it

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My dad sent me to a psychiatrist for wearing his вrа again.

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Ur such a sluт people call u a bowling ball, u get fingered thrin diwn the lane and come back for more

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Do you know that every one who post on her is flippin under the age of 15 ( like me ) mof

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Guy dies during a тhrееsоме. He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's аss and wait.

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The reason I'm so fат is because every time I f*cked your mum she gave me a cookie

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Why didn't Ken and Barbie have kids?
Ken came in a different box.

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I was married at one time -- which is not the same as having sеx, but an incredible simulation.

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There are two types of people in the world: there are those who have lots of casual sеx with strangers -- and there's jealous people.

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I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.

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My diск died the other day, can i burry it in your аss today

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What do prostitutes and vacuums have in common?
The both suск.

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2 boys turn up late for class Teacher:Why are you late?!
Boys:Sorry we were starting our daily shave.
Girl comes in late.
Teacher:And why are u late?! Girl:I was getting shaved.
Girl winks at boys.
Teacher:Holy Shiт!

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I'd like to make an internal transfer.

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If Dora was a lеsвiаn, she would be called, 'DORA the EXPLORE-HER'

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- Roses are Red - Yoda is green - My lightsaber needs two hands if you know what I mean.

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I was waiting for my period last week 'cause it was late, and I got so nervous. Although, let me just share right now -- I had nothing to worry about, if you get what I mean. But I was totally nervous 'cause you know how we ladies get. And of course, I get all anxious, and then I start thinking, 'Well, maybe I am having the Lord's child?'

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I like my women the way I like my coffee, hot wet and filled with cream.

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