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Boyfriend: Are you a whale?
Because we can humpback at my place.

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The more you flirt
The more I squirt.
The longer it shows
The father it goes
The more fun I have with you
The more i have to pay you.
The one's that are free to play
The longer my awesome day.

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Your house so dirтy the roaches ride around in dune buggies. I came over and one tripped me and a rat stole my wallet. Shit

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The following conversation took place at the supermarket while buying condoms.
Cashier: Do you want a bag for that?
Me: Thanks for the compliment but I think the condoms should be big enough.

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Me: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Sweetie, you can always tell me anything!
Me: You boss is a man-women...
Mom: That should explains her middle leg.

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What is it when a woman talks dirтy to a man? $3.99 a minute.

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Personally, I prefer going down.

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Boy: hey do why they call me bubbles...?
Girl:Why??
Boy:Because everybody loves blowing bubbles.

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You fellas seen these nursing bras? Cup opens right up. You got a snap on the cup: cup -- рооf -- opens right up. Where have these been? I spent 16 years with my hand behind her back, 'What is that a staple? A button? Little help?'

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I just broke up with this girl, and she was really into sеx games. Like, there was this one she used to like to play all the time -- it was called 'Sleep With My Friend Rob.'

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Let's discuss my raise in your corner office.

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Men are simple. We just want to eat, have sеx -- wouldn't mind eating again.

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Boy: when I say something you say addicted
Girl: ok
Boy: drugs
Girl: addicted
Boy: alcohol
Girl: addicted
Boy: what made your throat so big
Girl: a-diск-did

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I'd like you to look at my DNA.

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Surely, there must be a more dignified way to express your love and admiration for another human being -- like baking them a cake or something, or just leaving them alone for a while.

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One girl was getting rареd and she threatened to call the cops he said ok go ahead let's see who сuмs first

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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

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I want you to reach out and loop me in.

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A clinically insane man has a doctor appointment at 11:00. when he gets out of his shower, he wraps himself in saran wrap. ( clear plastic wrap ) and goes to the doctor, stark nакеd under the plastic wrap. When he gets there, his doctor looks at him for a about 2 minutes and says "well, for your diagnosis... I can clearly see your nuts."

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Three men died and were approached by God. God said that they should walk a hundred steps and say an animal they want to be. The first man walked his hundred steps and said tiger. The second man walked his hundred steps and said shark. The third man was about to complete his hundred steps but tripped on his 99th step. He fell and yelled "FUСКING ВULLSНIТ!"

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