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My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.

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Friend:u home me: yea watching the game friend: good i'm comin over and i'm bringing cold hermaphrodites with me
Me: uh... No thanks bro
Friend: hermaphrodites!
Heineken! Jesus crust
Christ!
Me: lol ill unlock the door u freak

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Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

Random kid: fuск YOU!
Me: go fuск yourself, you'll get more pussy

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Kids Jokes Dirty jokes

I used to smoke after sеx but now I just use Vaseline.

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Boy: hey baby, maybe you should come over and I can show you a good time. It's really hard
Girls dad: this is Serena's dad, what exactly will she be doing with something hard?
Boy: oh... Hey mr Gonzales I was wandering if Serena wanted to come play video games with me on hard mode.
Girls dad: well Serena isn't have now but I could come over and try, I love video games.
Boy: I don't think it's hard anymore...

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One day dad and his son taking a bath suddenly son fall down but survive by caught his dad реnis,and dad smile looking his son down and say if it was your mom you will lose teeth

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Went to the sреrм bank today.
It’s so much more fun than donating blood.

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I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

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I bet you can increase my productivity.

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Managed to fake my first оrgаsм with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her аss.

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This guy anant and this girl are at the end of their blind date and before he says good night to her she asks him if he wants to have a drink and he says ’’yes’’ so they go in the house and they go in her room and she says’’close your eyes i have a surprize for you’’. She later says ’’you can open your eyes now’’ he opens them and she has whipped cream all over her ’’рussy" and he goes and start eating the whip cream until he found himself with a diск in his mouth,the girl starts crying and says’’i should of never lied to you, I'm a man my name is Bob and im a plumber from massachusetts and the guy with a shocked look says’’i thought you were from boston’.....!!!!!

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Dirty jokes Men jokes

Did you hear about the pornstar with an undiagnosed heart problem? Apparently her doctor thought she had acute angina but was too embarrassed to say so.

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My friend billy had a ten foot willy and went to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake and hit it with a snake and now its only 2.4

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Hustler Magazine is probably the worst magazine in the world. You ever look at that thing? It's awful. You just get the impression that their motto is, 'We don't spend a whole lot of money on good looking women, and we pass the savings along to you.'

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Jokes about Women Money jokes Dirty jokes

Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a рrоsтiтuте? The рrоsтiтuте because she can wash and resell her сrаск.

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Money jokes Dirty jokes

Me:
"Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urinе, right?"
Interviewer:
"I meant any questions about the job."

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Office and Work Jokes Dirty jokes

The first time we were having sеx, in the middle of it, she turns into this tigress. You know, she starts going, 'Talk to me, talk to me.' And I said, 'Hi, how are you? How's work?'

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Office and Work Jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Boy: Want to have sеx.
Girl: Yeah, I’ll be over on my dinosaur in one minute.
Boy: Dinosaurs don’t exist.
Girl: Neither do your chances at having sеx with me.

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My dad used to always warn me about аnаl. He would say "Now son, this may hurt a bit".

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Dirty jokes Dad Jokes

I just came from home and I got a bad grade on my test.
Bully: Hahahaha, you fail!
Me: So did your dad's condom
Bully: ...

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