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Tim, Tom, and Teddy were all lost in the forest, each of them had 25 cents to survive. They walked around for hours, and had no luck.
So Tim suggested that they split up and meet up at that same spot in an hour, they all agreed and set out on their separate ways.
While walking Tim came across a diск suскing machine, that cost 25 to use, and he says,
"Wow! Haven't got my diск suскеd in a while! Why not!" So he puts in his quarter, gets his diск suскеd and continues on his way.
Then while Tom was walking he comes across it as well, he realized they only had 10 minutes until they were to all meet up again, so he says "Well I haven't got my diск suскеd in a while, why not?" so he puts in his quarter and gets his diск suскеd, after gathering himself he realizes he needed to hurry back , he gets there and Tom and Teddy are waiting for him.
"Where were you?" asked Teddy.
"Lost track of time." Said Tom
"Well does everyone have their quarters?" Asks Teddy.
They all share a look. "Well?" asks Teddy.
"I lost mine!" Said Tim and Tom at the same time.
Teddy then smiles and pulls out 3 quarters.
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A guy went to a doctor who had his office on 4th floor. He explained to doctor that he can't satisfy his wife on bed. Doctor examined him and gave him 3 pills a red, pink and blue pill, Doctor adviced him to use the red pill first, if it is not working out use pink,and even if Pink pill fails use the blue pill as it is more powerful. He took the pills and left. Before going home he wanted to test the pill. He swallowed red pill and got in to the lift. He saw a woman about 50 years old, and f*cked her and checked if she was satisfied.. She replied somewhat. Then he tried pink pill met another woman.. F*cked her got feedback as ok. He wanted to try the blue pill and see how it works. On first floor he sees a girl ducks her and got feedback as awsome.. He was very happy now.. When he reached ground floor he realized that he don't have any pills left. So he went back to doctor to get few more blue pills. When he opened the door Doctor opens his pant and bends down.. This guy shouts "what is this Doctor.. Y are u doing this.. Doctor goes back to him slapped him and said. You ducked my mom in 3rd floor.. my wife in 2nd floor and my daughter in 1 at floor. I am the only guy left in my family.. come and duck me!!~~
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A mother has realized that her three little boys have been sick lately she takes her children to the local doctor and the doctor runs some test and says the kids are low in iron in there blood so she decides to go to the local hardware store and buy some iron BBs and starts putting them in the kids food. A couple days later the youngest one come up to his mother and he tells her that he has been рissing BBs so the mom tells him not to worry bout it cause she has to iron BBs in their food so the iron levels in his blood and the youngest walks away ok with it then later that day the middle child comes up to his mother complaining about how he has been shiттing BBs and the mother tells him the same thing as the little one but then after the middle one walks away the oldest come up to her and before he says anything the mom says let me guess u have been passing BBs to and the oldest responds with no i was out behind the shed jacking off and i shot the dog
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