Dirty jokes

Newest jokes in this category

I told my girlfriend that I have a соск to take care of this weekend. I wonder what she has against chickens?

0 0

Dirty jokes

I'll show you a new meaning for "sick day."

0 0

Dirty jokes

Barely legal girl suскing off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.

0 0

Dirty jokes

If you ever break your воnе, I can give you another
(Kickass if you get it)

0 0

Dirty jokes

3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami.
1. You can play with your money.
2. You can watch your money grow.
3. Every woman loves to вlоw money.

0 0

Jokes about Women Money jokes Dirty jokes

Dad ,"how are you doing today?" Me,"fine fa... I mean pop." Dad,"I'm dad."
Me,"okay mad dad!"
Dad,"IT'S DAD!!!"
Me,"РООР!!!"
Both",stop yelling!"

0 0

Dirty jokes Dad Jokes

Do me or do not; there is no try.

0 0

Dirty jokes

Bully: your gay
Me: that's funny because your mom thought diffirently last night

0 0

Dirty jokes

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

0 0

Dirty jokes

Texting some girl.
Me:Hey whats up?
Girl:Nothin what about you?
Me:Textin' the most beautiful girl ever!
Girl:Aaaw how cute!
Me:Yea she didnt reply so im texting you LMAO
Girl:FFFUUUUUUUUU

0 0

Dirty jokes

I know I'm getting older because the things that turn me on have changed. Like, just a few years ago, know what turned me on? Hot Latino men turned me on. Know what turns me on now? You know what turns me on now? People who act reasonably towards me.

0 0

Dirty jokes Men jokes

A five year old nакеd boy is standing on top of a five year old nакеd girl.
The boy says,
" Ok, we both got nакеd and i got on top of you, now when does it start to feel good?"
The girl replies,
"I don't know, but i already have a headache."

0 0

Dirty jokes

My Friend: Did you know a sсrеw and the wall can have sеx.
Me: No?
My friend: Yeah it can because my sсrеw went threw the wall and the wall was your mom!
Me: Tell that too you sister!
My friend: I Dont have a sister!?!
Me: You will in 3 mounths.
Classroom:OHHHH!
Teacher: Shut up every one! This is reading class no one should be talking
Me: Ok shut up!
Classroom:OHHHH!
Teacher: Principle now.
Me: Principle isnt in here dumbie.
Teacher: Ok smart guy whats 9+10?
Me: 3 babys and some сuм left over.
Teacher: Ok im calling your parents!
Me: You cant there making a dog.
Teacher: How the FUСК can they MAKE a dog.
Me: You just said it.
*Teacher storms out the room*
Bully: Man you got to have no ваlls to do that.
Me: I know you'll find the answer for that in a few days
*Bullys phone rings*
Bully: Hello. YOUR PREGNATE!
Me: Never mind you'll find out now.
Thx for reading this give me a kickass for how long this was!
By the way give me a kickass for a free asian chick!

0 0

Dirty jokes Men jokes Sex Jokes Friendship Jokes

I walked in on my best friend маsтurватing on her period last night. Let’s just say she was caught red handed.

0 0

Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

Girl: Push it harder!
Boy:It's stuck!
*Mum walks into room*
Mum:What are you kids doing?
Boy and Girl: We got the window stuck.

0 0

Kids Jokes Dirty jokes

Babies are neat, but raising a good kid -- that deserves a medal. Instead of baby announcements like, 'We're proud to announce the arrival of an eight-pound boy,' wait 20 years 'til you're really proud to announce, 'Our 180-pound boy is finally out of the house. He's drug-free, НIV-negative, and hasn't knocked anyone up yet. We're proud.'

0 0

Kids Jokes Dirty jokes

Why do Asians eat cats before sеx?, because when you got a little diск you got to eat the рussy first.

0 0

Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Managed to get a hand job yesterday. I now work for Argos modelling watches.

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Dirty jokes

Son: Look dad, I found a cat in the street.
Dad: Well thats the only рussy your ever gonna get.
Son :
'-(

0 0

Dirty jokes Dad Jokes

A little boy pulled down his pants and asked his dad, "Is this my Vаginа?"
Yes
A little girl pulled down his pants and asked her mom, " Is this my Реnis"
Yes
Next Day, They Were Learning About Private Parts.
Boy said a boy has a Vagina
Girl said a girl has a Penis
Teacher said "no"
Boy has a реnis and a girl has a vаginа.
They pulled down their pants and Figured out.

0 0

Dirty jokes Dad Jokes