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If this gets 1000 kickass votes I will put a вlоw up doll on my dad's bed.

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Dirty jokes Dad Jokes

Father: Son you got a D
Son: So
Father: It means you should try harder
Son: at what
Father: Well you think, you got a f*cking D!!!
Son: Yeah I got a D, and my girlfriend loves it
Father: WHAT!!!!!

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Use The Force Luke, I've Run Out Of Lubricant.

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Just spent the past 2 hours on the toilet… I’m getting too old for this shiт.

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My love for you is like a fаrт. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

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Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.

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What the hеll is Victoria's Secret? Please. My guess is that she likes to dress like a sluт.

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If this gets 400 votes I will steal from a store

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I love college girls. The only girls I date in college, though, are sorority girls. Why? Because they're dumb. You can trick them so easy. 'I'm your boyfriend.'
'Oh my God! Let's have sеx!'

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I hate the excuses women come up with for not having sеx like:
“I’ve got a headache” or “I’m on my period” or “I don’t know who you are, someone call the police!”

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My girlfriend was acting very immature so i said "look, if you wana act like a child il treat you like one".
Next thing i knew she was in a school uniform sitting on my lap calling me daddy, this went on for a good 20 mins or so until i remembered "shiт its 8:30!, your gonna be late for school".

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Have you ever wondered why these so called 'lеsвiаns' do the old "i hate men"
"Who needs men" and "men are completely useless " routine, then go to the nearest sеx shop and buy the most realistic feeling, соск shapped dildо with a сuм squirter?

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Why can’t роор ever win a race?
Cause it always comes in тurd!

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Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

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My dog has just swallowed his new toy,
Must take after the missus.

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Q. How does a vampire make tea?
A. With a used тамроn.

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Face down, аss up.
That's the way I tie my shoes.

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Today we will find out if a T-Rex can give self pleasure in a special episode of Wanking With Dinosaurs.

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My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a вlоw job.

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Sеx education may be a good idea in the schools but, I don' think they should be given homework.

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