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Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1?
A. Eat lots of beans.

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I'm not into that кinкy, freaky stuff where you put peanut butter under your armpits and liск it off. If I want a sandwich, I get up and go make me a sandwich. I ain't lickin' nothing off your body. That's nasty.

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What's a rарisт's favorite day? huмр day

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People who are scared of pedophiles need to grow up.

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Friends are like воовs. Some big,some small. Some real, some fake.

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Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid well hes back in town and looking for you.

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Kids Jokes Dirty jokes

Twinkle twinkle little hoe
Shut your legs they're not a door
Boys only like you cause your free
Cheaper than a money tree
Twinkle twinkle little hoe
Shut your legs they're not a door

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Guy: Hey im desperate for good sex
Girl: Your Mom and Dad were desperate for good sеx but it was not good enough.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Cause you came out of your moms vаginа 9 months later
Guy: Sсrеw you!

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Dad Jokes

A little girl walks up to her mum and pulls down her pants.
Little Girl:Mummy what's this?
Mum:That's your garage.
A little boy walks up to his dad and says.
Little Boyad what's this?
Dad:This is your car, you'll have to put this in a girls garage someday.
The little girl comes home one day and the mum asks.
Mum:What Happened?!
Little Girl: A boy tried to put his car in my garage so I ripped his wheels off.

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“A cucumber, a pickle, and a реnis are sitting at a bar complaining about their lives. The cucumber says,
"My life suскs. I'm put in salads, and, to top them off, they pour ranch dressing all over me. My life suскs." The pickle says,
"That's nothing compared to my life. I'm put in vinegar and stored away for months, out of sight. Man, my life is boring. I hate life." So the реnis says,
"What are you guys complaining about? My life is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They constantly wrap me in a plastic bag, shove me in a cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up.”

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I got this new drug -- it's called the Internet. I don't know if you've ever heard of that. It's a drug, 'cause one minute, you're sitting down, checking your e-mail, and four hours later, your pants are down to your ankles, and you feel awkward and lonely. And you know you should get up and walk away, but you can't.

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Dirty jokes Internet Jokes

I told my girlfriend that I have a соск to take care of this weekend. I wonder what she has against chickens?

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I'll show you a new meaning for "sick day."

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Barely legal girl suскing off her daddy with love cream on her face and all over her …
Oh sorry I thought this was Google.

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If you ever break your воnе, I can give you another
(Kickass if you get it)

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3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami.
1. You can play with your money.
2. You can watch your money grow.
3. Every woman loves to вlоw money.

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Jokes about Women Money jokes Dirty jokes

Dad ,"how are you doing today?" Me,"fine fa... I mean pop." Dad,"I'm dad."
Me,"okay mad dad!"
Dad,"IT'S DAD!!!"
Me,"РООР!!!"
Both",stop yelling!"

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Do me or do not; there is no try.

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Bully: your gay
Me: that's funny because your mom thought diffirently last night

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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