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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sеx.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

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I don't see how sеx jokes are funny?
I mean сuм on people

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I'm looking into a new health insurance plan. I thought, you know, I'm a woman, I should really ask if they cover abortions. Then I remembered I never have sеx. So, if I do get pregnant, I'd probably want to have the baby Jesus.

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My wife dresses up like a nurse; then, I dress up like a nurse, also. And then, we don't even have sеx, either -- we just sit behind this huge, semicircular wooden desk and get annoyed when people buzz us for juice.

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Q - What's the name of a Muslim mother who loves suскing diск?
A - Yo momma Bin Slobbin'.

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I Bet You Can't Guess These Words
1. F__k
2. P_n_s
3. S_x
4 . Pu_s_
5. Boo_s
6. __Ndom.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1= Fork
2= Pants
3= Six
4= Pulse
5= Boots
6= Random
Dirty minded

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What is the definition of disgusting?
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop.

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I'm very lazy. I had kind of a lazy, do-nothing day today. I didn't get a lot done. But I did invent a new word -- that's something -- and the word is 'procrastorbate.' I think a lot of you have been there. I don't think I have to explain it. Basically, I don't know what you did or didn't do, but if you did them both: procrastorbating.

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I like big girls because, no matter where you grab them, it feels like тiттiеs.

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Guess the words as fast as you can!
1. F_ _ k
2. Boo_s
3. P_n_s
4. D_ck
5. _ _ ndom
6. S_x
7. P_n_s
8. Pu_s_
Answers are:
1. Fork
2. Books
3. Pants
4. Duck
5. Random
6. Six
7. Pulse
8. Pants
Dirty freak.

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Who ya gonna call? How about me?

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Just got my ваlls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.

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My daughter will turn 13 in the year 2001. I don't even want to know what kind of sеxuаl practices teenage kids are going to be into by the year 2001. With any luck, everything will be so polluted, she'll be wrapped head-to-toe in plastic and no one will be able to lay a hand on her -- but that's just a father's hope for the future.

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I don't really think anybody gets off properly in 69. Matter of fact, I think 69 is rude. It's rude. It's like saying to someone, 'Listen, we're gonna have sеx, right? But we're gonna go Dutch.'

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My mission is to reach your core.

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Two guys sitting in a bar decide to tell each other what they bought their wives for xmas. 1st guy: I bought my wife a necklace and a diamond ring that way if she hates the necklace she can still wear the ring. 2nd guy: I bought my wife an imported gold ornament and a car that way if she doesn't like the ornament she still has the car. A drunк guy sitting next to them says "I bought my wife a t-shirt and a viвrатоr... that way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fock herself

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I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me.

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I was actually on two reality shows, which is crazy. Just to think that, out there, there was some guy, like flipping through the channels, being like, 'Hey, I 69'd her on a cruise ship.'

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A guy goes to see a doctor who asks him, "What seems to be the matter?"
The patient answers, "You have to promise not to laugh."
The doctor nods, and the patient pulls down his pants and reveals a very small реnis.
Holding back laughter, the doctor managed to ask, "What's the problem?"
The patient replied, "It's swollen."

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When I got married all my friends gave me grief about it. They're like, 'Man, you only get to have sеx with one woman for the rest of your life,' which that's turned out to be true. But one woman is actually a helluva lot better than the nobody I was working with before.

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