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Once chuck norris was маsтurватing in a picture of a magazine ...
Guess what it was JAPAN written in that.
Now , we know what сuмs in japan every once a decade .

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Once there was a drunк , a smoker, and a hомо. All three men went to the docter and the docter says if u do what u do one more time u will die. They are walking back home when the drunк sees a bar. He tells the others that he has too рiss but is to tempted not to drink and he dies. While the smoker and hомо r walking back they see a just light cig on the ground, the hомо says to the smoker" bend dowen to pick that up and will bouth die."

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Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

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The government is вisеxuаl, they f*cked everyone.

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Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.

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When someone says fuк u say how hard

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My parents always say I am special, but who's Ed?

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I’ve use work for a drug company making Viаgrа but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.

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Hey ваве, are you interested in a little offensive holding? High five!

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Are you the droid I'm looking for?

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Ironic that hillary wants to sit over the desk Monica sat under.

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If this gets 25 kickass votes my girlfriend and i will do аnаl Please click lame her strap-on scares me.

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I love my wife, I really do. In fact, she talked about getting вrеаsт implants, but you know, then we found out how dangerous they were, so she's not going to get them. So, she just got me the implants, which works out better 'cause I can bring them on the road with me. I never cheat on her; I always call when I'm playing with them.

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Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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(Mum and daughter are texting one another)
Mum: I love you my sweetie. You are my special baby 8===D
Daughter: Ewww! Wтf mum?!
Mum: What!?
Daughter: Why did you send me a реnis!!!???
Mum: What?! Your brother told me it was a smiley alien face! Wait so 8===D ~ {(•)} isn't an alien boarding a ship?
Daughter: No. It isn't -_-

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Gave the wife all 8 inches last night... Yep, we did it twice.

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On a plane:
Flight Attendant: Excuse me sir, would you like some headphones?
Me: Of course.
Flight Attendant: Coming right up.
Me: By the way, how did you know my name was phones?

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You know you gotta lose some weight when your girlfriend wants to liск your тiттiеs.

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Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.
1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard.

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