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Sеx is good sеx is great, now get over here and help me маsтеrвате.

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Anant's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sеx with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sеx with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sеx with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this."
"What's wrong?" = I guess sеx tonight is out of the question.
"I love you." = Let's have sеx now.

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Guy: Wanna here a joke about my diск? Girl:Yeah. Guy: nvm , its to long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my рussy?
Guy: nvm , you will never get it.

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Now I keep reading that I'm over the hill sexually. I don't even remember having a sеxuаl peak when I was 19; I just remember apologizing a lot.

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It burns when I рее. That's my body's way of saying, 'Don't stick your реnis in that.'

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Chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says “when im sick I fuск my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese man rings back “me better, you got nice house

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What does a woman and a bank account have in common?
Once you withdraw you loose interest.

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Just broke up with my Chinese girlfriend. Watching someone squint while they’re giving you a BJ is really off putting.

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Roses are red grass is green open your legs and i'll give you some cream.

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You make me wanna use my Palm.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanutbutter my d*** in to your a**
But i can jam my d*** in to your a**

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I am the worst investor in the world. You know what I did? I bought a rental car. That's like marrying a hоокеr: everyone else has been in it, and you've got to ignore the cigarette burns.

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Guy: Are your legs Nutella?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Cuz I'd sure like to spread them.

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One man and his wife were making a password for an account and the man wrote "my реnis". The women started to laugh because it said "not long enough!!!!"

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He :
- Alpha , betta , gamma , Q .
Now remove betta and gamma and then what will it be ? lady :
- Alpha Q ! he :
- Awesome .

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What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne comes on your face after your thirteen!

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"Age is just a number"
"Yeah and prison is just a place"

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I'm skilled in the art of hand evacuation.

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Rich people are bad in bed, and poor people are good in bed. That's because sеx is free and poor people love free stuff. You will never get оrаl sеx from a rich girl, but a poor girl will gobble your кnов like a block of government cheese.

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Can I explore your black hole?

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