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Jоск Воотy Call... Resin:
Hey ваве, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!

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An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and hоrny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him. When he asked if he could take her groceries to her car she excitedly said, "Yes."
As they headed to the door she touched his arm and said, "I have an itchy p***y." The young man smiled and kept walking. Feeling he maybe he didn't understand when they reached the door she said again, "I have an itchy p***y!"
The young man smiled and started to look around the parking lot, so she tried one more time, "I have an itchy p***y!"
The young man turned and replied, "Lady you're going to have to point it out because all those import cars look alike to me!"

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Jоск Воотy Call... Soccer:
Hey ваве, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Dribble:
I'd like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Skills:
I hear you have good ball handling skills. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Mouth:
I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Poke:
How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Kick:
Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Passing:
Come on, I'm getting tired of passing to myself. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Send:
Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Header:
First I'll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Attacker:
Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!

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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's реnis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sеx.
After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sеx.

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Jоск Воотy Call... Tackle:
I'd like to try a back tackle on you. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Team:
You mind if we double team? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Tossing:
If you're tossing, I'm going long. High five!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Touch:
I've got a great First Touch. Goooaaalll!

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hang on to your nuts here comes one heck of a вlоw job.

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Jоск Воотy Call... Unnecessary:
Hey ваве, I hear you're into unnecessary roughness. High five!

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