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Viking Воотy Call... Horns:
The only thing hornier than me is my helmet.

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Viking Воотy Call... Tundra:
Hey baby, let me warm your frozen tundra.

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Viking Воотy Call... Lips:
Mmmmm... your lips taste like salted fish.

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Viking Воотy Call... Red:
Would you like to meet Erik the Red?

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Hobo Воотy Call... Warmth:
Let's go back to my spot and huddle for warmth.

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Washington Воотy Call... Minutemen:
I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are just Minutemen.

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Washington Воотy Call... Delaware:
I cannot tell a lie. I'd cross the Delaware for a night with you.

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Washington Воотy Call... Nickname:
Want to know why they call me one of the nation's "Fondling Fathers?"

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Whisk:
You won't believe what I can do with a whisk!

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Clown Воотy Call... Wig:
I wear a wig down there, too. Honk Honk!

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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Free:
Free yourself from your mind... as well as your pants.

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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Karma:
Getting good karma requires giving... and giving... and giving...

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Zombie Воотy Call... Astrology:
What's your sign? I hope it's "I do it with zombies!"

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Zombie Воотy Call... Eyes:
I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead eyes.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Give:
I'd like to give you my heart... or my arm... or my leg...

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Zombie Воотy Call... Sign:
Hey, what's your sign? Mine's "Rest in Peace."

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Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: It's a French kiss down under.

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Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?
Because they are full of Arab sемеn.

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An American cowboy was traveling in England and decided to stop at a tea shop for a drink. On the menu there were several different teas to choose from. When the waitress came to take his order, the cowboy asked, "Ma'am, what the hеll do all these names mean?"
The waitress calmly replied, "We have basically three types of tea, sir. The peacove tea is 90% substance and 10% aroma, the orange tea is 10% substance and 90% aroma, and the Blackberry tea is an acquired taste."
The cowboy responded, "Where I come from, we have three types of tea too, Ma'am. There's s-h-i-T which is 90% substance and 10% aroma, there is f-a-r-T which is 10% substance and 90% aroma, and then there is c-u-n-T which is an acquired taste."

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Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: He only comes once a year - and when he does, it's down a chimney.

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