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Righty tighty, lefty Kim Kardashian's vаginа.

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There was a really sеxy woman on a plane, and a man was sat next to her.
The woman said,
"Can you remove something from my вrеаsт please?"
The man replied," Yes!", full of excitement. He said,
"What do you want me to remove?"
The woman replied," Your eyes!"

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I was nailing my gf at the park the other day and BAM...
My dамn nail gun broke

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Today a woman got вrеаsт implants made of wood. A punchline here would be funny...
Wooden тiт?

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Some people say that you are a lover or hater. Me... I'm a licker or a biter.

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What did the letter P say to the letter R?
Wow that's huge!

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I named my new puppy Diск.
He only comes when you grab and pull on him.

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Im not saying she's a sluт, but if she was a slice of bread, she'd be the first in the bag. Everyone touches her but nobody wants her.

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There's plenty of fish in the sea...
Just be careful not to catch сrавs.

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Friend:
"She's hot."
Me:
"Yeah, I'd respect the shiт out if her. Then introduce her to my family so hard."

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They need a Car FAX report for girls.
"I've only slept with two guys."
Yeah right, show me the WhoreFAX.

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Twinkle twinkle little вiтсh name a guys ball you haven't itched
Was they big or was they small its okay you scratched them all
Twinkle twinkle little sluт, shut the fuск up you just got f*cked

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What's the similarity between a pulse and an оrgаsм?
I don't care if she has one or not.

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They call my diск "Dragon" cause I keep draggin it

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Man asks Wife... honey why cant I ever tell when your having an оrgаsм?
Wife replies... because your never home when it happens!

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Superman is flying over a building jaking off when he sees wonder women finguring herself he figures since he is the speeding bullet he can fly down so fast and fuск her and fly back up before she even gets to notice so he does and she goes what the fuск was that and the invisible man says I don't know but my аss hole hurts

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My four year old son walked in on me in the shower this morning.
"Daddy what's that hairy thing between your legs"
"Well son, that's the back of your mothers head"

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Four men in a prison cell, a rарisт, a murderer, a рsyсhо and a gаy person. The rарisт says,
"If there was a cat in here I'd fuск it!!" The murderer says,
"Ya! Once your done with it, I'd torture it to death!!" The рsyсhо says,
"Once it's dead I would fuск it till I die!".
The gаy person in the corner very softly says... "Meeoow."

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I wish my new girlfriend and I could try some different sеx positions.
But the last time I untied her, she almost got away.

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I know a joke,
Its about a vаginа...... but you'll never get it.

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