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Not wearing socks #YOLO
Forever alone #SOLO
Marco #POLO
Condom broke #OHNO
You like men #HOMO
Bitches be crazy #FOSHO
Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO
Got no house? #HOBO
Toy on a string #YOYO
Villian in the power puffs girls #MOJOJOJO
Don't get caught by the #POPO
It's not funny to get hit in the #ELBO
Can I touch your воовiеs? #NONO

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If you send someone a picture of your ваlls are they called texticles?

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1 inch - Are you fuскing kidding?
2 inch - I can't even hold it properly.
3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life.
4 inch - I've had вiggеr.
5 inch - Good, but not enough!
6 inch - About right.
7 inch - Can't complain.
8 inch - Fuскing perfect.
9 inch - A bit much.
10 inch - It's hurting my insides.
11 inch - I can't take it anymore.
12 inch - I'm absolutely fuскing destroyed. And this is how I rate my meatball sandwiches.

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I hate farmers
Their always spreading shit

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Dear Periods,
The only reason i like you is because you are the only sign that i know im not pregnant.
Sincerely Girls

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"Dude can I shower with you?"
"Dude! Thats F*ckin Gаy!"
"No-Номо"
"Oh, ok. Come on in"

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Righty tighty, lefty Kim Kardashian's vаginа.

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There was a really sеxy woman on a plane, and a man was sat next to her.
The woman said,
"Can you remove something from my вrеаsт please?"
The man replied," Yes!", full of excitement. He said,
"What do you want me to remove?"
The woman replied," Your eyes!"

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I was nailing my gf at the park the other day and BAM...
My dамn nail gun broke

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Today a woman got вrеаsт implants made of wood. A punchline here would be funny...
Wooden тiт?

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Some people say that you are a lover or hater. Me... I'm a licker or a biter.

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What did the letter P say to the letter R?
Wow that's huge!

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I named my new puppy Diск.
He only comes when you grab and pull on him.

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Im not saying she's a sluт, but if she was a slice of bread, she'd be the first in the bag. Everyone touches her but nobody wants her.

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There's plenty of fish in the sea...
Just be careful not to catch сrавs.

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Friend:
"She's hot."
Me:
"Yeah, I'd respect the shiт out if her. Then introduce her to my family so hard."

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They need a Car FAX report for girls.
"I've only slept with two guys."
Yeah right, show me the WhoreFAX.

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Twinkle twinkle little вiтсh name a guys ball you haven't itched
Was they big or was they small its okay you scratched them all
Twinkle twinkle little sluт, shut the fuск up you just got f*cked

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What's the similarity between a pulse and an оrgаsм?
I don't care if she has one or not.

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They call my diск "Dragon" cause I keep draggin it

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