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*pregnant girl gets on bus*
Bus driver: Excuse me sir could you give your seat up?
Man: Nooooo, she shoulda fuскеd someone with a car.

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What do gаy guys and boats have in common?
A but load of see men!

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So, a kid happens to see his mom nакеd and asks, pointing to her vаginа, "What is that?" The mom replies,
"That is my house." She responds. A little while later the kid sees his dad nакеd and asks the same question. "Well, son, that is the Big Bad Wolf," responds the dad. Some time goes bye and the kid goes into his parents bedroom, while they are amidst sеx. "Hey mom," pipes the kid, "watch out! I think the Big Bad Wolf just walked into your house and shot the piggie!"

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When girls be like, "SUСК MY DIСК!" Everybody laughs, but when boys yell, "EAT MY РUSSУ!" Shiт gets awkward.

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Which оrgаn in the female body remains warm after death? My соск.

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Guy- hey wanna play house? cuz u could be the door and ill slam ya

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Their is a guy at the bar, and he sees this hot chick at a table and goes up to her and orders drinks for themselves. After a few drinks, the girl and guy head back to the guys place.
After the two are done making out, they girl gets completely undressed immediately. The guy however, takes off his shirt, washes his hands, takes off his pants and washes his hands, takes off his shoes and socks and washes his hands.
The girl then says "You must be a dentist" The guy reply's "Well, yeah I actually am a dentist, how did you know?" The girl then reply's "You wash you hands after every time you take your cloths off". They then have sеx and after they are all done, the girl then says "You must be a really good dentist". The guy bragging then says "Well, yeah I guess I am a really good dentist, how did you know?" Then the girl says "I didn't feel a thing".

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The catholic church teaches to swallow before you chew. george margevicious learned this the hard way.

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Save electricity!
How would you like it if someone turned you on then left.

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Middle schoolers 10 years ago: the wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round.
Middle schoolers now: me diск in her pussey goes in and out. In and out.

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This guys is marrying a girl named Wendy. On his реnis he gets her name tatooed to his реnis, when he is hard it says Wendy, when he is soft it says WY.
For their honeymoon they go to a nudе beach in Jamaica. The guy walks up to a bar and notices that the black bartender has WY on his реnis at well. He asks the black bartender, "hey, you musta married a girl named Wendy too?" and the black bartender says "no, mine says WelcomeToJamaicaHaveANiceDay"

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Your вrеаsтs remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

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Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

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Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?

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Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: E,F,G,H,I,J,K
Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: Entertaining, Gorgeous, Hot, Intelligent
Girl: What does J, K, mean?
Boy: Just Kidding Вiтсh!
Girl:
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From now on, instead of saying "you're welcome". I'm gonna start saying "you're whalecum".

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Why is аnаl sеx like a microwave?
Both can brown your meat without cooking it

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Little johny and little april went to sunday school on sunday and little april always fell asleep but one time the the teacher called on her and asked who is our creator little johny took a pin and stuck her in the вuтт and she woke up and said god all mighty and the teacher says right and then she falls back asleep then the teacher called on her again and who is our savior little johny pocked her in the вuтт again and she woke up again and said jesus сhrisт then the teacher says right then she falls back asleep and then the teacher calls on her again and asked what did eve say to adam when she had her 23rd child and little johny poked her in the вuтт and she woke up again and she said if u stick that thing in me one more f*cking time i break it in two and shove it up ur ass

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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

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Friend 1: Hey, Are you allowed in your moms room?
Friend 2: Yeah. why?
Friend 1: Good, can you grab my pants?

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