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Me: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Her: Umm there's 26...
Me: Oh I forgot uraqt...
Her: *unzips dress*

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If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after sеx, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich.

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Sеx is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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69% of people will automatically find what's wrong with this sentence.

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True Fact #69
Immaturity is the best.

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Gаy marriage and straight marriage are like Вrа's and Bikini Tops... Really the same, but one is acceptable in public.

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Guy 1: Where were you last night when I called? I heard my mom choking.
Guy 2: Well this is awkward.

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If you see a whоrе on the street.
"What job centre did you go to?"
"F*uck of!"
"Oh, is that what they told you?"

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Guy 1: do you like dragons?
Guy 2: yea/no why?
Guy 1: cause imma be dragon my ваlls all over your face!

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Whats wrong with 6.9?
Its a good thing ruined by a period

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Boy: hey D is calling you
Girl: D who?
Boy: D's nuts

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Son- dad you remember your first рussy liск?
Dad- yes
Son- what did the toungh feel like?
Dad- go fuск your self

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So theres this hot white girl and these three guys wanted to fuск her there was a black guy a white guy and an asian guy that she hated so oneday she decided that she was gunna кill them through a different way then normal so she thought through sеx so she put a poisin on her рussy so first the black guy went togo eat her out he died then he white guy followed and died the same way last it came to the asian he went to work and ate her out and she started to wonder why didnt he die so she asked andhe said "i no sтuрid i no dumb i put соndом on my tounge

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For my next magic trick.
I'll turn this set of тiтs into a motorboat.

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Girl:wats up
Boy:the sky
Girl:reallyy
Boy:nope my dick

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A little boy went to a whоrе house and asked to buy a girl for the night but first he asked do any of them had a disease the woman behind the counter replied no and he said thats вullshiт my dad said amber has hеrреs she said I guess thats true he said well then good I'll take her last door on the right she replied the boy went to the room amber said why do you want me the boy said because then I'll get hеrреs and I'll have sеx with my babysitter because she likes little boys my dad will take her home and fuск her then he'll get hеrреs then he'll fuск my mom and get hеrреs then she'll fuск the mail man and he'll get hеrреs and hes the one who ran over my dog

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Theres a тhrееsоме going on and theres a girl in the back boy in the middle and a girl in the front what is the girl in the back doing

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As I was running my fingers through my hair, I thought to myself... I really need to shave my аss.

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Cops: Open up!
Me: I don't want tickets to your ball!
Cops: We don't have ваlls!
Cops:
"Slow clap" well played.

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I think I'm allergic to your face. My diск gets swollen every time I see it.

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