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Dirty jokes

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Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

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Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?

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Dirty jokes Men jokes

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: E,F,G,H,I,J,K
Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: Entertaining, Gorgeous, Hot, Intelligent
Girl: What does J, K, mean?
Boy: Just Kidding Вiтсh!
Girl:
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From now on, instead of saying "you're welcome". I'm gonna start saying "you're whalecum".

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Why is аnаl sеx like a microwave?
Both can brown your meat without cooking it

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Little johny and little april went to sunday school on sunday and little april always fell asleep but one time the the teacher called on her and asked who is our creator little johny took a pin and stuck her in the вuтт and she woke up and said god all mighty and the teacher says right and then she falls back asleep then the teacher called on her again and who is our savior little johny pocked her in the вuтт again and she woke up again and said jesus сhrisт then the teacher says right then she falls back asleep and then the teacher calls on her again and asked what did eve say to adam when she had her 23rd child and little johny poked her in the вuтт and she woke up again and she said if u stick that thing in me one more f*cking time i break it in two and shove it up ur ass

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School Jokes God Jokes Dirty jokes

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

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Dirty jokes Men jokes

Friend 1: Hey, Are you allowed in your moms room?
Friend 2: Yeah. why?
Friend 1: Good, can you grab my pants?

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Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

Me: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Her: Umm there's 26...
Me: Oh I forgot uraqt...
Her: *unzips dress*

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If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after sеx, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich.

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Sеx is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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69% of people will automatically find what's wrong with this sentence.

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True Fact #69
Immaturity is the best.

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Gаy marriage and straight marriage are like Вrа's and Bikini Tops... Really the same, but one is acceptable in public.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dirty jokes

Guy 1: Where were you last night when I called? I heard my mom choking.
Guy 2: Well this is awkward.

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If you see a whоrе on the street.
"What job centre did you go to?"
"F*uck of!"
"Oh, is that what they told you?"

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Guy 1: do you like dragons?
Guy 2: yea/no why?
Guy 1: cause imma be dragon my ваlls all over your face!

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Whats wrong with 6.9?
Its a good thing ruined by a period

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Boy: hey D is calling you
Girl: D who?
Boy: D's nuts

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Son- dad you remember your first рussy liск?
Dad- yes
Son- what did the toungh feel like?
Dad- go fuск your self

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Dirty jokes Dad Jokes