Easter Jokes

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Three reasons why Jesus is better than the Easter Bunny.
1. Jesus died for mankind, Easter bunny dyes a few eggs.
2. Jesus loves you, Easter bunny just wants to make you fат.
3. Jesus tells the truth and shows us the way, Easter bunny deceives us and hides our eggs.

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A new wife prepared to bake a ham to celebrate their first Easter together. She carefully cut off each end of the ham before placing it in the pan.

Her husband asked her why she did that and she replied, "I don't know, it's what my mother always did. But I can ask her."

She called Mom, who responded, "I always saw your Grandma do it, so I did the same."

They decided to check further, so the young woman called Grandma, who explained, "It was the only way I could get it to fit into my pan."

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This Antarctican family decided to color eggs for Easter.
They agreed to dye them all white.

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The upcoming weekend marks the day known as Bachelor’s Day
It’s the weekend before to Easter and it is also known as Palm Sunday.

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A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
- S.C. Herald-Journal -

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Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.

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The first person in the UK to have a double hand transplant will fulfill his ambition on Easter Monday to applaud the Leeds Rhinos rugby league team.
Personally my ambition would have been to have a wаnк.

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Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?
A. They both taste good with wine.

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Son: Mom, why is my sister called Teresa?
Mom: Because Teresa is an Anagram of Easter and we love Easter!
Son: Oh I see. Thanks mom!
Mom: My pleasure Alan.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)

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There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer
1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.
I got this from an Easter сrаскеr. It was pretty dark for Easter which made me laugh even harder.

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Doctor says,
"I've got good news and bad news…"
The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.
The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!

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Did you hear Easter was cancelled?
They found the body.

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I’ve made a spreadsheet of all the things I’ll give up for Easter.
It’s excel lent.

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What does the Easter Bunny turn into when attacked?
Hop-timus Prime

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Hard to really appreciate the joy of Easter when I’ve already been eating chocolate for 27 days straight
Happy Easter!

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The problem with Easter cakes
Is that they take three days to rise.

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?
With Easter eggs.

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